The Dominion of Sparkling Nacortuine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.72 billion Sparkling Nacortuineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sparkling Nacortuinean economy, worth 84.8 trillion Narcoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,326 Narcoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparkling Nacortuine's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sparkling Nacortuine is ranked 68,918^th in the world and 75^th in Sparkalia for Safest, scoring 95.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.